Friday, October 14, 2005
I want to sleep with someone mostly inappropriate.
He isn't underage, he ain't my boss, he ain't related. But still inappropriate.
What do I do?
I also have an obscene desire to run to the nearest Duane Reade for a pack of Marlboro Reds. And I don't smoke. Fucked up, huh?
Could be the 5 beers, though. Them'll make you wanna smoke. And screw inappropriate mens. Meh. How prissy Ivy-league am I that I can still spell "inappropriate" after five beers?
Gawd.
What do I do?
I also have an obscene desire to run to the nearest Duane Reade for a pack of Marlboro Reds. And I don't smoke. Fucked up, huh?
Could be the 5 beers, though. Them'll make you wanna smoke. And screw inappropriate mens. Meh. How prissy Ivy-league am I that I can still spell "inappropriate" after five beers?
Gawd.
# posted by Sid @ 12:57 AM 
